Sometimes life is a magical adventure and we have a camera. Other time's its pretty normal, for that we have photoshop.
Me: I'm going to room with Colin fletcher in the Dorms.
Dad: No you're not, first you're going to start smoking, then drinking, then going to parties and doing drugs, then you're going to become a man whore.
Me: Did you really just use the word 'man whore'?
I guess he was a prophet, however the more correct term would have been '70's porn star.'