What's done changed in tha last two weeks? Noth'n, end o' report.

Nay. We've done been toil'n indeed. Matey Mo' has done finished find'n who all bae on tha stand'n committees and tha information bae posted in tha interweb at tha location o' http://students.ncsu.edu/exec/Scinterest.doc. Feel ye free ta takes a gander.

Tha meet'n with Matey Fowler twas canceled on February 3rd abouts red terror but I've done seen him in pass'n and they done bae say'n they'll helps us out.

Three more have done died in Pakistani protests, we twer not involved.

Chancellor's liaison this comm'n day o' Woden, February 22, will bae address'n tha changes in two thin's we've done been follow'n this year. First we will bae receiv'n information on how tha federal aid budget cuts twill hits our coffers. Secondly they twill bae present'n on tha final decisions o' tha football taskforce. This will bae a good time for us ta find out exactally how tha new regulations and code's o' law will bae mak'n tha winds change at our games o' football.

We bae look'n ta work with tha rest o' tha community for tha mission: Mardi Gras, and fore tha reasons o' weather looks ta bae in april.

Tha board o' trustee meet'n bae this Thursday and Friday. Issues I've done raised with them bae abouts tha separation o' tha Judicial board. Tha rules and regulations o' tha football aptmosphere. Mission Mardi Gras as well as tha Big Four ACC Canned Food drive, thank all o' ye who came outs a helps with this (zero o' ye scrogs L ). Red Terror transit and tha plan ta go ta our alumni ta gets their tall tales and jokes.

Now for me opinions.

Tha new budget tha bae proposed this eve I nay have tak'n a lik'n to. Ye've decreased tha Chief Justice Sallary and increased tha Presidents, Senate Presidents and Treasurer. I've no qualms with tha increases, I know that I done puts in at least 20 hours per week, and sometimes dependin' on whats goin' on lots, lots more. I done know that Forrest does about tha same and his increase bae justified. Next year we done bae loos'n tha impress account and thus tha treasurers job will bae significantly decreased as Don Patty's office takes it ova. I see no reason for this increase but if it bae found ta bae necessary then I'll done lets it bae. I will not however allow tha Chief Justices stipend ta bae cut by $1,500. She done puts in a tremendous amount o' time, energy and work. If we've done learned anythin' from tha Tuesday morn, meet'ns o' tha officials it bae that tha Judicial Board as a whole does much more than we' ever expected. Leave tha salary tha same, or increase it as should bae done, I will veto this decrease.

Why bae tha senate pro tempore's salary increased?

First mate by election Forrest and jack o' coins Seneca have informed us that they will nay bae attend'n tha Tuesday morn' meet'ns o' tha officials any more. I'm glad ta see these lilly livered landlubbers bae try'n ta work tagether.

What have I done gathered from these meet'ns in tha morn? That tha Judical board does an incredible amount of work, not paying the assistants bae preposterous and we bae lucky they done works for free. Tha assistants should not bae confirmed baecause they serve in no role where they done pass judgment and they go through an interview and hiring process through tha office o' student conduct. I done also personally thinks in me mind that giv'n tha judicial branch a set amount ta run their expences out o' tha fee monies (round abouts $.23 per student) would bae tha best way ta end tha problems that have done continued ta arise.

But waah, if they don't go through the same budget process they aren't part of SG.

Aye and when ye started mak'n ye own money ye were no longer part o' ye family. No wait, we could give them the money… and still have them be part of SG. Novel (nov-el: Strikingly new, unusual, or different. See Synonyms at new.) concept?