I hope ye av' had a swell two weeks. Sit ye back and I'll done tell ye of mine. It started on tha day 14 moons ago, I looked to me rear admiral of pirates and he done said ta me, "We've mets with tha lads and lasses that've attempted ta board our ship and I feels content we've got our crew." With that we sent out our list of appointments ta our executive board and ta our Standing Committees. They bae as follows

Chief of Staff (Jack Of Staves)
Travis Birdsell tebirdse@ncsu.edu
Director of Executive management (Rear admiral of Pirates)
Jason Mo jasonmo@gmail.com
Student Government Webmaster (Keeper of Magic Box)
Philihp Busby philihp@philihp.com
WolfAides Director (Head of Scrogs)
Betsy Godwin blgodwin@ncsu.edu
WolfAides Associate Director (First mate of Scrogs)
Austin James fro.no.mo@gmail.com
Chair of Election Commission
Lynette Barnsdale lwbarksd@ncsu.edu
Diversity Commission Chair (Jack of Relations)
Jordan Ashley Wallace jawallac@ncsu.edu
Director of Community Service (Communal Swabby)
Jennifer Crutchfield jacrustch@ncsu.edu
Nightwalk Associate Director
Danielle Richardson dmrichar@ncsu.edu
Director of Government Relations (Jack of Treaties)
DeVan Barbour dbarbou@ncsu.edu
Assistant Director for ASG affairs
Thomas Royer wtroyer@ncsu.edu
ASG Delegates
Betsy Godwin blgodwin@ncsu.edu
Adam Compton agcompto@ncsu.edu
WSI Director
Derek McCaw dmmccaw@ncsu.edu
Traditions Chair
Connie Justice csjustice@ncsu.edu
Assistant To ME Academic Affairs
Ross Turnmire rcturnmi@ncsu.edu
Assistant To ME Greek Life
Paul Hicks pghicks@ncsu.edu
Assistant To ME transportation
Patrick Phillips pbphilli@ncsu.edu
Press Secretary (Jack o' Flags)
Allyson Dunlap apdunlap@unity.ncsu.edu
Associate SG Webmaster Executive Branch
Angry Potato

Tha university stand'n committees also have done been filled with mateys. However we done still have one or more spots in Commencement, Copyrights, Courses and Curricula, Evaluation of teaching, Faculty Center for teaching and learning, Fee Appeals, Harrelson Fund, Group Insurance & Benefits, Human Rights Week, O. Max Gardner Award, Physical Environment, Registration and Records, Undergraduate Education. If ye'd like ta sit on one of these and are not already or ye've mateys that would like ta sit please feel free ta email jasonmo@gmail.com .

As ye all know tha gail forces of Hurricane Katrina have ravaged our southern states. We've opened our doors ta students from their universities and have been welcoming them. If ye can please try ta meets them and welcome them. Along those same lines I've done challenged tha other UNC Schools ta fund raising. Tha losers wear tha winners colors. UNCP has taken us up on this whole heartedly and planned a concert ta raise money. Ta nay bae out done we can beat them simply because we're better, stronger, faster, and our boat has more cannons. We tha student government shall bae putting on a Mardi Gras themed fundraiser hopefully on Hillsboro street October 21. Ideas and suggestions and if ye would likes ta help out ye can send lassy Jennifer Crutchfield jacrutch@ncsu.edu word. I encourage all of ye ta help as much as ye can with this, it twould look swell if we could pull off a mighty soiree and raise money for tha victims in tha south.

We done have ordered tha button parts and designed the buttons ta bae made for lads that get A's on their tests at this here university. Tha buttons are for free ta tha first 1000 students ta bring in a test with an A on it ta that SG office.

Tha commercial for online ticket distribution has been completed and posted at http://students.ncsu.edu/exec/NCSUVoucher.avi (requires Divx) and is also being played on wolfbytes and in Talley. Tha ticket fiasco is under review and we hopes ta have that sorted out.

Tha first Presidents round table bae today discussing Same day voting, the lottery, parking money regulation, instate tuition for out of state students, tickets, Katrina and fees. If I not bae here this is where I bae this evening.

If I've done forgots something it may bae because its so important I can not remember… that or I bae long'n ta play on me boat… or swim… or plunder and loot… AVAST! Away ta plunder and loot we go!