Sample script for a disfunctional educational TV show. May contain adult subject matter. You know, relate to the kids.
Fade in from black to a nighttime cityscape in the distance. SUPER TITLE OF SHOW. Very quick zoom in to a building ledge of a brick building in the city with Rocky standing on its ledge. Rocky is in his normal state with blood shot eyes. Rocky nudges his toes over the ledge and looks up into the sky.
With the camera behind him Rocky slowly leans over the edge of the building and plummets towards the ground. The camera follows him until he slams into the ground. The ground is covered with gray and green grass and is cluttered with garbage and a stick.
Camera angle changes to the side where Rocky is laying on the grass surrounded by garbage and a stick. The building is in the background covered in cracks and vandalism. "Whil RoX" is visible in big letters.
Lays eats the mouse and grins.
Lays lands on the edge of the building setting Rocky and Twiggy at the edge.
As they hit the ground little poofs of dust come up along with a piece of paper that flies into the air.
Lays flying with Twiggy wearing bomber goggles from WWII and Rocky in his talons flies back to the top of the building. The three of them sit on the roof ledge looking at the ground.
Lays squints at Rocky. Rocky looks inquisitively at Lays and then at Twiggy.
CRABBY: W-T-F mate!
ROCKY: I thought that I could fly.
CRABBY: Get off'a me ya ratbag.
ROCKY: I knew it! See I told you.
CRABBY: I said off'a me ya ratbag!
TWIGGY: You can't fly?
ROCKY: I... think I can.
CRABBY: Off... 'a me!
TWIGGY: You can ignore him, he's got some inadequacy problems.
CRABBY: Damn ya ye bogan.
LAYS: Silly rock, you of all things should know you cannot fly.
ROCKY: Why do I think I can fly then? And why do the Figmen keep telling me I can?
LAYS: Because my dear pot head you're stoned out of your mind
ROCKY: I'm not high!
LAYS: and I'm pretty sure these... Figmen are not real. You know drugs are bad right?
TWIGGY: I can still drink though right?
LAYS: Of course, you have no brain to hurt in the first place.
CRABBY: What the?
TWIGGY: Why can't he fly? I can fly.
LAYS: Both of you cant fly because of something called gravity.
TWIGGY: I don't think I like this gravity.
CRABBY: I know I don't.
ROCKY: Wait a minute.
ROCKY: Why... can't I fly?
LAYS: Gravity, it affects everything, I holds you on the earth.
CRABBY: On me! Get off ye bludgers.
ROCKY: Gravity huh? I don't think that's a word.
TWIGGY: I agree.
LAYS: Its because the earth is so big and heavy, it pulls everything around it to it.
ROCKY: Oh God the moon!
LAYS: Gravity keeps the moon in orbit, else it'd fly away... or crash into us.
LAYS: That is correct my young friend.
TWIGGY: Ok, ok... then who falls faster me or Rocky? Cause I know I could beat his ass to the ground.
LAYS: Both of you fall at the same speed.
LAYS: At nine point eight one meters per second squared towards the middle of the earth you do.
TWIGGY: I still think I can beat him...
ROCKY: I'm heavier than you look, I know I'll fall faster.
TWIGGY: Prove it.
CRABBY: (in the distance) And don't come back ye drongos!
TWIGGY: This is gonna rock!
ROCKY: Sorry what? Hey what are we doing up here?
LAYS: We are proving that both of you fall at the same speed.
ROCKY: No way, I'm heavier.
LAYS: No, you both fall at the same speed nine point eight one meter...
TWIGGY: Yee haw!
ROCKY: (at the same time) Life is pain!
CRABBY: Damn it all! Get off'a me ye ankle biters!
TWIGGY: I win!
ROCKY: Win what?
TWIGGY: The race to the ground, I won cause you're heavier!
ROCKY: No way I so won because I am heavier.
CRABBY: It was a tie, I would know, now shoo.
LAYS: See what did I tell you? You both fall at the same speed because the earth pulls the same on everything. No matter how big you are or what you're made out of or how high you are. Well if you get really far away from the earth it pulls less… but no matter how much drugs you do Rocky you're not going to fall slower.
ROCKY: I know I can fall slower... or at least stay in the air longer...
ROCKY: I know I can fall slower... or at least stay in the air longer... if... I run off!
TWIGGY: You have no legs.
ROCKY: How do I get about?
LAYS: No then you'd just be moving forward and falling at the same speed. You'd still hit the ground at the same time.
ROCKY: No way.
CRABBY: Holy dingo just prove it to him and get the bloody hell off'a me.
TWIGGY: Take me!
ROCKY: If there were only still two of me.
FIGMEN: There are two of you Rocky!
LAYS: If he were only... beside himself.
Lays: I killed your parents Rocky, both, dead.
ROCKY: Oh no!
ROCKY: It was worth the extra denero!
LAYS: All right, you are going to run off the building(POINTS AT ROCKY) and you are just going to fall(POINTS AT ROCKY MIRROR). We're going solve this problem once and for all.
TWIGGY: No way they are going to fall at the same speed.
ROCKY: What are we doing?
LAYS: You are going to run off the building (points at rocky). And you are going to fall straight off the building (points at mirror image). You will both hit at the same time. That's why we're up here.
ROCKY MIRROR: Why didn't anyone tell me about this?
LAYS: You're not real.
ROCKY: I win!
ROCKY MIRROR: Win what?
LAYS: How the hell are you high? You're not even real!
TWIGGY: The race to the ground.
ROCKY MIRROR: Oh yea, no we tied.
CRABBY: And how the hell would you know?
ROCKY MIRROR: Out of everyone here I would know wouldn't I?
ROCKY: My parents aren't dead!
LAYS: And now you know that the earth pulls everything at the same speed. Right?
ROCKY: So let me get this straight... Even though Twiggy and I don't weigh the same... We fall at the same speed?
ROCKY: And it does not matter how fast I run right off that building... Even if I could run faster than... Superman... I'd hit the ground at the same time as just falling?
ROCKY: And no matter how high I get I can't fall slower?
ROCKY: Because of... sponges?
LAYS: No, gravity.
FIGMEN: Physics Rocky... its all about physics.
CRABBY: Who taught you that word?