Birth'd: September 17, 1484
Weight: 17 cannon balls
Calling: Pirate
Notes: Not Funny!
Born in the hold of a galleon
bound to the carribean to a stowaway,
Swabby always knew how to
live off the richer with a cutlass
and a dagger. Always one to make a
wisecrack without much forethought,
this might have been the reason he
was burried alive- especialy for one
at The Pirate Captain's expense.
